Misc. Music & Puns


Personal Recommendations



  • You: pop tart
    • Me, an intellectual: pastryarchy
  • People don’t take my fear of clowns seriously.
    • But it’s no laughing matter.
  • I fear for my calendar.
    • Its days are numbered
  • Seems like inflation might have peaked, but that’s just my 3 cents.


  • Why is statistics never anyone’s favorite subject? It’s just average.

  • Q: How do you stay warm in an empty room?
    • A: Go stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.
  • I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

  • I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.

  • Have you heard the one about the statistician? Probably.