Misc. Music & Puns

Music

Personal Recommendations

Puns

General

• You: pop tart
  • Me, an intellectual: pastryarchy
• People don’t take my fear of clowns seriously.
  • But it’s no laughing matter.
• I fear for my calendar.
  • Its days are numbered
• Seems like inflation might have peaked, but that’s just my 3 cents.

Math

• Why is statistics never anyone’s favorite subject? It’s just average.

• Q: How do you stay warm in an empty room?
  • A: Go stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.

• I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.

• I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.

• Have you heard the one about the statistician? Probably.