Misc. Music & Puns
- You: pop tart
- Me, an intellectual: pastryarchy
- People don’t take my fear of clowns seriously.
- But it’s no laughing matter.
- I fear for my calendar.
- Its days are numbered
- Seems like inflation might have peaked, but that’s just my 3 cents.
Why is statistics never anyone’s favorite subject? It’s just average.
- Q: How do you stay warm in an empty room?
- A: Go stand in the corner—it’s always 90 degrees.
I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper yesterday. I think he must be plotting something.
I had an argument with a 90° angle. It turns out it was right.
- Have you heard the one about the statistician? Probably.